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Applejack: I-I’m just not sure what to do now

Sunset: What do you mean?

Applejack: Do we get married now?

Sunset: What?! Married?

Applejack: I’ve seen her private parts!

Sunset: It was her butt. You see it all the time with how tight her pants are.

Applejack: But she weren’t wearing her underoos or nothin’!

Sunset: Look, I ate my wife out for breakfast all the time before we got married. Just because you saw a nude of your girlfriend once doesn’t mean you have to get married.

Applejack: Y-you what?

Sunset: Applejack, please.